BURGER VS BURRITO

Thursday, June 2, 2016

The Truth About Celebrities and the Hollywood Phonies

Hi guys it's Miles here, and I'm here to talk about how crazy celebrities are, how ridiculous the amount makeup that they use is and how hollywood phonies got their name. First off, celebrities, ok just tell me why they use that much makeup, in fact  if someone comments about how crazy they are with makeup, and convinces me they really made a point, I'll put YOUR username in one post dedicated to YOU so let's get typing! [This contest ends at the end of the burger vs burrito poll] Ok, back to the post, well it's crazy all the stuff they do just to be rich and famous! And speaking of rich, once they are rich, they buy those huge mansions that are like, 100 feet tall and 10000 acres big, yet they barely ever use it! And don't even get me started on those stupid boy bands with the synthesized voices, the cheesy songs [that have "girl" for every other word] and the leather jackets which make me want to barf, and much more.
Ok I'm almost done, so let's wrap it up with: how hollywood phonies got their name! I'll tell you how, those actors pretend to be something they are not making them phonies or posers. Well this is Miles saying good bye because it's time for me to have lunch!