BURGER VS BURRITO

Monday, May 2, 2016

The Truth About Cam Newton And The Attack Of The Stupid Dancing With Alexander

Ah, game day, when you sit down with your family to watch the most violent sport besides boxing but any ways, isn't it annoying when you sit down with your dad and all of a sudden oh no! Cam Newton…has made a 2 yard pass oh no! he's doing it! Noooooooooo! The worst dance ever! But seriously WHY, WHY newton? Again? Pass. dance! Touchdown. dance! Well I know two things; 1: what he does 2 hours a day in front of his bathroom mirror DANCE!!!!! And 2: He does not have the moves like Jagger

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