The Truth About Math

Hey guys Miles here and I'm here to talk about math. So to be as clear as possible; I HATE MATH. Why? well, ever seen a math sheet for your homework [ duh of course you have ]  have you ever seen one that will say something like; billy went to the store. he bought 10000 jars of mayo then he went home and ate 100 jars  his sister ate 250 jars and so on and so on. Well when people start using that much mayo is gonna be  the end of civilization as we know it. Same goes for these kinds of problems. A train leaves the station at 12:00pm and enters the station at 1:30am. What color is the train? Using this info; who is driving the train? Add by time-wasted, divide by ridiculousness and you know what this equation equals? it = math