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Friday, May 27, 2016

The Truth About Mindcraft and the Attack of the Purple Lizards

Hi guys, Miles here to talk about one of my least favorite things to talk about: "Minecraft". yes, Mindcraft used to be a decent game but now, it's all people can talk about! I find myself talking to other kids pretending to know what they are even talking about! Here's how the conversation goes: Me: hey man what's up? Kid: oh nothing besides; they added a purple lizard on Minecraft! Me: cool, lets play a game of pig? Kid: BUT THEY HAVE PURPLE LIZARDS! PURPLE LIZARDS!!!!!And then I have to pretend to be interested : Me: yeah, yeah purple people eaters whatever. It's crazy how much kids play that stuff! And let's not forget all that bank-breaking expensive gear : headset, controller, game disk, hard drive, console, and more, well I'll be continuing this in my Conspiracy Corner later today, this is Miles, signing off

ps. THERE ARE PURPLE LIZARDS!!!!!!!

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