The Truth About Musicals And My Ear's Worst Nightmare

Today, I would like to get straight to the point; I HATE MUSICALS!!! Musicals are just a time-filler for the movie producer! And in real life, when your friend moves away, you do NOT start singing about why your life is SOOO horrible. Because if MY friend moved away I'd be sad but, I WOULD NOT START SINGING AND  DANCING LIKE MICAEL JACKSON! Also, let's not forget how high-pitched those star's voices are, but don't worry about that because if their voices get any more high-pitched only dogs will be able to hear it! Hey, speaking of Micael Jackson, here is probably what he would say about those musicals: Just beat it! Beat it! Beat it! Beat it! Beat it! no one wants to hear that music! Well this is Miles saying watch less musicals!!! Because we all know that musicals are our ear's worst nightmare!